Thursday, March 6, 2008

Ayan kasi... Students, I Love Them

Not the dirty way you idiot hahahahaha

as I had told you yesterday, my ASP .NET Class had ended with a long quiz. Well right now let me share you some of my teachings to my students.

* OK Class pass it on a one whole sheet of yellow paper... this is funny, all of my students rush to get a whole sheet. Some have them, some need to asks someone for a paper but the funny part is how they rush to get their ballpen and speedily write a thousands of code on the paper. Someone told me. "Sir nakakangawit naman tong pinapagawa nyo (Sir your exercise is tiresome.)" and I happily answered back. "Eh kasi naman kayo, wala naman akong sinabi na isulat nyo yang pagkahaba habang code jan sa yellow paper, bakit di nyo kaya i-copy and paste yang ginawa nyos a Microsoft word then ipaprint nyo. magkano lang ba ang paprint? 2 pesos lang si ba? (It's your fault, I didn't say right it on the paper, you can actually copy your codes and paste it in Microsoft word document then print it somewhere. How much does it cost? around two pesos isin't it?)" Hahahaha And then they all opened their Microsoft word and did what I suggested although some students still sticked on writing.

* Long Quiz, I have given them a problem that includes so many items. And again... cramming... I got irritated because it will take a long time for them to complete it. I want to end the class early so I can rest early and longer. So I blurted out to them "Di kayo marunong ng teamwork no? ba't di kaya magkasundo kayo na isa na lang gagawa ng database then share all the load of programming each page (You don't know anything about teamwork students? why not chose one person who will create the databse then share the load of programming each module?)" But this time they are shock from disbelief. They didn't expect to hear that from their professor. Well, it just slip out of my tongue hahahaha.


Sometimes, I want to start a student organization that will think all the clever ways of coming up with a nice and cool strategy of cheating. hahahahaha.... It would be nice to see numerous techniques of cheating used by students. Professors will be shocked!

I always believe that people who knows clever ways to get around a situation are the ones who will thrive in the future. The students, who are book smart, are also going to thrive but they are the ones who are being abuse by the street wise people. Exhausting all their knowledge until the company have run out their use. Cruel isn't? but that's the way of corporate life. Everyone is using everyone to survive hehehehe.


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